Brighty

"The rooms are a little tired but generally clean. No air conditioning in rooms so expect to wake with a sweaty brow in the warmer months"

"The morning bun was to die for. You won’t regret it."

"Request a room that doesn’t face the street. That, or get good ear plugs."

"The wildlife"

"Don’t opt for the Pay and Display parking. Instead use King Park a short walk away £20 for 5 days."

"What a fucking hole"