Caroline On Crack

"The entrance is the SoulCycle lobby."

"The DJ does not stop til 3am and the bro dudes don't stop til much later. Unless you're joining them, do not stay here. The motel is designed like a Travelodge with no interior hallways."

"At the moment the kitchen closes after 3pm on Sundays. But you can buy food from the market and enjoy it at the bar."

"Note: the worst seat in the house is the table by the host stand. Draft from front door and bar spillover crowds you."

"This park was more fun in the '70s when we could crawl all over that steam train and there were lots of tall structures to climb."

"Credit card minimum is $11. Bring cash if you don't plan to drink that much."