"Come for the air travel, stay for the tender caress of a lonely TSA Agent."
Путешествия и транспорт
· Jamaica, США
"The grilled chicken sandwich with bacon, cheese, mayo and pesto was pretty good."
"What is this, SAW? Do you want to play a game? Here, wipe your ass with this sandpaper. Why do hotels insist on using this shit? Don't they realize people would use less if they got real toilet paper?"
Гостиница
· Melville, США
6.2"The "Turkey Bacon Bravo" sandwich only has two slices of bacon. Shame on you for even mentioning bacon in the name of the sandwich, Panera Bread."
Пекарня
· Carle Place, США
8.1"Please leave your pride at the door and strip naked for your convenience and security."
Путешествия и транспорт
· Jamaica, США
"Don't forget to check in on 4sq before checking in here for low-low rates during your stay. Oh, sorry. All your shit was vouchered before your arrival, so your phone is with the property clerk. My bad"
Здание суда
· Бруклин, США