Don Whipple

"People who prefer Chipotle to Neato Burrito are likely brain damaged. This place is great, has huge portions, low prices, and fresh ingredients."

"Why are there pictures of some chick's jugs on a check-in for my basement?"

"Best local pizza shop. I just wish they delivered."

"Happy to have a local hardware store to support, but you can't take 5 steps without someone asking you if you need any help. Sheesh let me browse!"

"Spider toilet, you're the one! You make pooping so much fun!"

"Hot pot meals are highly recommended. This type of restaurant is rare in this area. Can't wait to go back!"