Jason Rashaad

"This Target has the cleanest bathroom I've ever seen in public. It's weirdly freakishly clean. I would be completely comfortable pooping here. Definitely check it out for your excretive needs."

"The legit depressing Irish music adds to the ambience and reminds me of that one scene from The Other Guys. "It was consensual...""

"The spicy hommos is well worth the trip."

"The breakfast burrito was so good I soiled myself. You should try it before you die. The burrito, not soiling yourself in public. Don't do that."

"20% off with a UMaryland id card. Tip Adolfo the bartender heavily. He's good people."

"Hertz Gold #1 Club means never having to deal with the employees. It's more than worth it."