Michael Richardson

"Stopped here to poop while driving on 70. Bettet this than Speedway. #almostdidntmakeit"

"So many Asians out yesterday, I had thought Godzilla was attacking! #Godzilla #RigerWoods #calculus"

"As expected.... rough. #LakeErieDreary"

"We all know it smells, but don't forget that this establishment supports abolishing slavery. For only $3.75 you an order an Uncle Tom and support the abolishment as well. #undergroundrailroad"

"The lady barber was nice but in a horrendous mood because of a tooth ache. The overpriced hair cut was average, but not bad. Ill be back, but based mostly on convenience."

"These country club people are real tight asses. Loosen up that butt hole by getting wild there."