Chris Meadows

"Power outlets can be pretty loose...and they're also right overhead. Watch for falling wall-warts! Don't rely on the Wi-Fi if you don't have to; bring your own hotspot."

"The Fried Egg BLT is made with an OVER EASY egg. It will squirt when you bite into it. Be holding it over your plate when that happens. Not, say, your pants."

"If you order a beer, after you finish the beer (NOT before!) poke your finger up through the bottom of the cup. Boom, you've got a fridge magnet."

"If you ask them to, they'll make your breakfast sandwich with the "round egg" they use on McMuffins instead of that sheet of egg product."

"The grill makes a damn fine burger fresh when you order it."

"They don't give out their wi-fi password to customers. LAME."