CJ --

"They frown on people buying food for homeless pregnant women. And they won't have my business again."

"Grab some air out @ your car sometimes to enjoy the sound of car wheels creeping behind you. Smirk as you open your passenger door & look out the back window: they wait a long time for you to leave."

"Jiffy Lube's new name. Now a drive- through service where you stay in your vehicle for fluids change. Interesting transition."

"Even if you put the lotion on your skin, you may still get the hose."

"Studies to this date deny the existence of "too much" lube. Experiments continue."

"SLOOOOOW customer service, especially for an online order pick-up."