Alex Verron

"You can do no wrong here, everything is phenomenal"

"Mediocre at best"

"Brian Dipinto sells kids and drugs at this bar for a primo rate!"

"Have a turkey club, and since you're visiting your family, fuck it, get it on white bread"

"The idea that this place has 'the cities best fried chicken' is a total joke. Robertas in Bushwick is unquestionably the best chicken in the city. Pies'n'Thighs is filthy and the service sucks."

"This place is stupid fun! They've got a super slippery slip & slide, ecto-cooler, purple stuff & sunny D! Careful of the the guy down the street who drives a van and gives out candy. He's not nice."