Samantha Sheldon

"Steak was served raw and the manager was an asshat about it. Vegetables weren't cooked and the attitude of everyone except our waitress was incredibly rude. Third strike out for this place."

"A steak was served raw and the man"

"This place goes right 'round, baby, right 'round."

"Do the pants on the floor dance!"

"Don't have sex with your hat on, more awkward than keeping on socks."

"If you need directions to the whore house, follow the trail of herpes."