Chelsey Burch

"Don't blame the baristas. The manager is an asshole. The baristas at night are awesome, usually. But come during the day and expect them to be overworked and mean because their boss sucks."

"The service sucks. Be ready to get treated like shit unless youre a pretentious asshole hipster."

"The second floor is NOT a quiet floor-- so quit bitcbin' about being able to hear music through headphones! If you need peace, go elsewhere."