Scott Thomas

"They have wifi. The network name is Beer and the password is "beerstore"."

"The creditcard machine on washer # 16 doesn't seem to be working."

"The restroom is cleaner than the one at my house."

"Come on up for some beers and a view of the skyline. If you duck under the pipe and step over the wires, you'll be golden."

"John Dick trivia is the shit. Check the schedule and make sure you catch the Wednesday he does his original questions."

"The beers are cheap, but the people here are the worst."