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"Great spot for dining in or delivery. Love the weekly specials. Vacation is the greatest thing on the menu. Lots of good sides and apps when dining in. 5/5 material, these guys are in their element"

"This is the dirty, sloppy halal spot of your proverbial dreams. Chicken & lamb over rice with extra hot sauce will put you right in the pocket. 9/10"

"The pizza is good but inconsistent. If you order a plain pie they will overload it with cheese to the point where it's ruined. Ratio is key, my friends."

"Thicc Chuck Cheese pizza geared towards pear-shaped honkies. Pairs well with Coors Banquet and 40+ years of poor choices."

"Luhvul style paitza, XXXtra thicc. Load it with toppings as if it were nothing more than a vehicle for meat. Junk pie"

"For those raised in rich ethnic communities, the deli is a sacred establishment consisting of delicious food with cultural character. McAlister's is essentially Panera. Truly a McDeli for suburbanites"