Christopher Spencer

"Chocolate covered potato chip and caramel ice cream!"

"What's with all the gnats?"

"You know what? If after standing in your long, slow moving line to pay for groceries I request a dollar in quarters, I don't want to hear you say, "I don't even got none." Get some damn quarters!"

"I wonder if most of the people who work in this library have actually read a book?"

"Avoid the line at Open Sesame and head down to Bou Bouffe's Mediterranean. Far superior food."

"Stroll & Savor brings out some of the rudest, entitled people to the shore. Such a shame."