Ty D

"Get the pork belly tacos. It's like having a voyeuristic passionate sexual experience in your favorite park with a unicorn angle that tastes like pig."

"Get the ribs. If you don't get the ribs, I just... I just don't understand what you're doing with your life."

"Hey! It's solid. Don't hate on a sushi place because it's not on a coast, or cause it's all you can eat. Yah has good stuff. Go there."

"Yeah yeah, their burgers are great. We all know this. BUT, the mac'n'cheese, (pause for effect) will change your life. Get it."

"Go somewhere else. Past the veil of the rustic decor there's little but mediocrity in food, service and beer list. The New Belgium Ranger is the only redeeming quality."