Erik

"The adult clothing store for adults to adult in while doing adult things with other adults."

"Compared to Subway, the toppings are massive. Sandwiches aren't toasted to give the illusion of being hot here. They're actually done on a griddle. Jersey Mike's is what Subway tries and fails to be."

"Don't​ let self-absorbed Portlander's reviews get you down. The coffee is as good as the baristas here. Yeah, so there's seniors. So what. Starbucks has seniors all the time and nobody bats an eye"

"This was Garlic Jim's, but it is now Odd Moe's Pizza."

"The snacks and drinks!"

"Not unless your car is electric, then all you need this place for are snacks and drinks."