Chris Kick-Mix Bryant

"The pool never closes"

"Nick makes the best java rush. He always hits the spot."

"This place is sick. While eating a cockroach went by, told worker, he stepped on it in front of us, gave us soup that had a hair in it as a token of being sorry. I will never eat here again."

"Sometimes I fall asleep at my desk and wake up on the floor."

"Always go head first down the slide."

"Not a fan of the new truck horn thing they installed."