Alex H

"This place has way too many tips already so in not gonna leave one."

"Been coming here since I was a little-Alex for comfort food like no other. Get the chicken fajitas and make sure not to pronounce the 'j' the English way as to not stick out like a sore gringo."

"Tasty shite but waaaay too expensive. Was gonna bring the fairly small apple crisp pie over to my parents' for dessert but when the cashier rang me up she was all ,"$48, please" and I was like, "No.""

"Back in the day, this place used to be a disgusting little "cafe" run by a nasty ol' fuckface. But this is great! Croque Madame is where it's at if'n you're trying to keep it real. Like French-real."

"Sesame-seeded midget crabs!!! This place has introduced me to so much silly shit but I think I'll stick with a lychee/Nutella crepe."

"One time a jalapeño fell outta my pork samich so I stuffed it back in and without hesitation, scratched an itch near my eye and picked a boog out my nose. Don't ever do this. Buuurrrrrrn!"