Jeremy

"Don't expect decaf on a weekday night unless you promise to drink the whole pot. I'm 0-2 so far..."

"The high jump pit makes an excellent place to take an afternoon nap when the weather is right. Maybe on nacho deluxe day... food coma!"

"The building is shaped like an X, so be prepared to get turned around."

"You can sample any of the beers on tap for free, just ask your server!"

"If you order guac, do it before other toppings, or they will look at you like they want you to die."

"Get the stuffed hah browns for breakfast!"