Jon Blaj

"Malfunction! 25 yrs hasn't been too kind to the F-14 Tom Cat table here at this aviation themed dive. It takes tokens (get em from the bar), but shhh, it only takes 1 (~25¢) per play. Glitches galore!"

"Kill the Swordsman! Get yer late night pinball fix w/ a $2.50 well drink in hand & a couple bucks loaded in the Indiana Jones table. Quick & easy 4,000,000 gets ya an extra ball! 50¢ a play/$2 fer 5."

"Hammer in some ultra bonuses w/ Slayer at yer back and a double whiskey coke in yer head, impressing all the punks and hard fuckers on the Attack From Mars and World Cup Soccer tables. 75¢ a play!"

"If ya wanna cash in on some old digs: grab a number, open a book, and be prepared to hang tight fer a bit. Long wait, but they generally pick up more things than the location in tha Mission."

"This place always smells like pizza and I LOVE it!"

"Wanna snag a couple inexpensive rolls? Pair the Shrimp Crunch with the Firecracker and yer in fer a killer combo! Ask for spicy mayo and teriyaki sauce on the side. Protip: Sit at the bar!"