I give them money, they make my hair shorter and I lose financial strength - it’s a Sampson thing
They’re making something out of used Christmas trees and turtle shells back there. Hope it’s waterproof so I can swim in it.
Buy me about 3’ of fence and I’ll sing the postage stamp song for you - in A minor - oh yeah, and with a tambo (that’s short for tambourine, where I come from)
Super but it does seem a tad bit off-center to me. Agree that Walmart Super off-Center doesn’t sound as friendly and inviting.
I like to park my pet monkey next to someone's doodle and then shout out "they're twins!" to passersby. server was not amused and shorted me a carrot stick
My first time here, it was tasty and not the same old same old bar food. I’ll be back. Try the monkey brain parfait - tell a chimp joke and it’s half price!
I ordered me some eggs with extra squisite sauce - I called it “eggstrasquisite” - I laughed so hard 😂 - they did not find it funny 😒- so I grabbed my coffee and made a quickeggsit! Again funny 😏
I’m trying to find some comfort in the fact that I just ate an entire pizza without blinking or sneezing - I did fart a couple of times - sorry, just being real
Only place I know that is willing to rub tomato sauce on my shirt when I go to pick up my pizza - I’m into past-art, or is it pasta-rt - whichever, you feelin’ me?
They have things that are toasted and they don’t even own a toaster! - I think that’s amazing!!!
The spirit of Halloween has been transformed into women shopping for stuff they don’t need
That bagel bfast sammich really hit the spot - maybe tomorrow a pork slider from Wendy’s? Sorry, rambled off to a dream sequence I had last Tuesday around 1:23am.
