I like me some Keke's with a Starbucks to start the morning - bowling 🎳 can't be far behind, after I oil my gun rack and watch some Olympic duck 🦆 calling
sometimes i come here just to suck extra hummus through a straw and then move it from my mouth to my pocket when nobody's looking
I lost my monkey and then I lost my wrench - and this place is more fun than a barrel of wrenches! Not sure I got that quite right, but you know what I mean - don’tcha? 🤔
Crabmeat makes me crabby and meatballs make me ball like a baby. Crabmeat meatballs is a bad disposition for me altogether!
My flight of beers was brought to me by an alien spacecraft!!! I kid you not! - and right I had been abducted for 7 light years - no, seriously!!! And I thought I was trippin’ on some PBR!!!
If Trump moved the Mexican border all the way up to here, at least there’s plenty of food to feed everybody! 😏 my favorite is the fortune cookie dough enchiladas!!!😋
If the Americas were a tower 1 this would be it! 😀 Yeah, I don’t get it either 😒 - sounded good at the time, but no
I had the shark sandwich with a side of whale blubber and wore my seafarers hat - next time, I’m getting a steak, it was all a little too salty for me 🤔
Make yourself an extra burrito and stuff it in your pocket for later - then dance the Enchilada Dance on your way out as subterfuge!
Thought about ordering cranberry soup but didn’t see it on the menu so I refrained, do you think they have at the Cranberry Soup Cafe across the street? 🤔 Worth a try? Hey, that your elbow? Back off!
if there's such a thing as too many kids spreading every germ known to man while going down a slide - this would be it
I come here right after tennis lessons to retie my shoes, restring my racket and listen to Country music while I grab me some soft serve - seems to be lot of brisket eaters round here - ya, dunno
