Crunky Brewster

"Looooove this place"

"It's the Creole Creamery dumbass if you don't know how magically fantastic this shit is you need to leave the city. Stat."

"Uni uni uni uni. I love Shogun and Shogun loves me. I used to eat so much sea urchin (uni dumbass) that they call my youngest child Uni Baby. Try the Uni."

"Aw HELL YEAH DEY GOT DAT. This is worth the trek to leave the comforts of my tribal territory. I love that meat and Dawnac got it."

"Guys stand by the door and crowd it so that the girls have to raise their drinks to get past you. Free boob grazes. Stevie shout out. Girls show nudies to Stevie. He likes it."

"4 Square says I haven't been here but trust me, I have. Place should be the nightmare Iounge. Be prepared to hear very white phrases that make you cringe even if white. Tall socks and sandals holla"