jake wicke

"I sure hope the stand in line and order your beer like you would order a Big Mac thing doesn't catch on... This is a bar which guarantees zero chance of random human interaction."

"Make sure your phone has properly adjusted timezones before surveying the airport bar scene"

"Enjoy being hustled at pool for drinks by the bartenders!"

"The burgers are awesome and The crowd is fun... Definitely a great place to stop!"

"Don't come thirsty... The bar staff won't even give you a comp glass of water after you shell out $6.00 and tip for a drink"

"Don't let the cell tower fool you... You will still be unable to make a call"