Dave Gamblin

"News agencies and tourist info will try to convince you this is the Willis Tower. Any Chicagoan knows better."

"Sexy."

"Ring the doorbell for a really long time. Sometimes it shorts out, so that's the only surefire way to get their attention."

"Stoppage on the Brown Line is the quintessential CTA pun. Experience it here."

"Beware the bald headed dude with the chest tattoo. He will give you attitude for not knowing what he says when he mumbles."

"Bus 36 is always late and wrong on Bus Tracker. I would recommend trying to ride a large dog or a space alien before taking this bus."