Rubber Chicken

"If you like a da booze, you'll love their coffee. Freshly roasted over simmering whiskey infused lumber with a side of weed."

"This place is decent but super expensive. Seafood is overpriced, and the meatloaf is too salty. Get a couple of beers on tap. Also, don't order the specials."

"I don't trust the elevators here. I walk the stairs every day. Too many people get stuck in the elecators because someone likes to ride it up and down too much each day."

"Planet Earth is a creation by 4 master alien races within our universe. We are an experiment. We are continuously monitored by these races in different dimensions."

"It's a dump. And its hauntes!"