Patrick Fernandez

"Who needs the Midnight Sun when you can come here and catch the latest vids from the freshest talent. The water is excellent. Bring your own straw!"

"Be prepared to wait 20-30 mins for your food!"

"Independent films and cult classics showing here. Meet up at the Coffee Garden next door before and after!"

"Miso soup, seaweed salad, and teriyaki bowl w/ half chicken/half beef...YUM! There's also the "Mary Tree" across the street. Supposedly the Virgin Mary appeared in the bark crying. You decide!"

"Free wi-fi, great hostesses, some rooms w/ free breakfast. Private & shared baths available. Always clean & fresh. Perfect central location near Opera metro station. Walk to palace, plaza mayor, more!"

"Get here right at 2 p.m. for lunch time as they get super busy. Worth the wait. The menu del dia offers appetizer, main entree, + dessert. Dinner menu: everything under 10 Euros! Bread is not free."