Robert Garcia

"Screen blank? No internet? Computer on fire? TKG IT is on the job! Also, JERKY!!!"

"My Fellow DRTKGians, as the DRTKG has been dissolved, I hereby will end my tenure as Mayor to make room for the rightful Mayor of Shaun's office. Thank you, and god bless DRTKG."

"Mayor Garcia has awesome beef jerky that he is willing to share as long as he is in office. Vote Garcia - it's all in the game, baby!"

"Remember: a vote for Rob is a vote for your computer not exploding!"