Dutchess D

"This location is constantly out of add-ins and juices! Why not just rewrite the menu then?"

"Uh, they charge $1 for hot water? Not sure it gets more stingy than that!"

"I was convinced they had the best fish tacos at Mita Mary... Until I tried their shrimp tacos! OMG, get the SHRIMP tacos! Muy rico!"

"Apparently ocean view rooms are second to pool view ones which are second to ocean front ones. Basically the ocean view ones kind of suck."

"Ask for an extra can of bug spray when you check in... And spray the entrance to your room to ward off the ants from entering!"

"If you take a morning flight to SFO the flight is almost always delayed (or cancelled if you're on SWA) due to SF's marine layer. Fly into OAK or SJC instead. Or take a later flight."