Tony Boops

"Layer at least 3 blankets on top before sitting down, so much sweaty action has been on here"

"Gavin got a blow job on the couch, and he's mayor... Avoid his semen and the evil corgi"

"Gavin got a blow job on the couch so try to avoid his semen"

"Avoid the manager Bill, he's a dick. And if you get the chance piss on room 305"

"If you hear loud noises, knock on neighbors doors and party with them. Might get lucky and get a BJ"

"Happy hour money is golden, get drunk git git git"