Jackson Gibbs

"It's like Les Schwab for code up there. They run out and start flipping your bits as soon as you pull into the place."

"Customer service could use some work - they just pipe your stderr right into /dev/null when you walk in the door."

"They've got more code than Carl Sagan had turtlenecks. They invited me to crash but when I dumped core they just attached a debugger and inspected my variables without even asking permission first."

"Surly wait staff, only one fire pit, owner insists on talking about The Buffalo Bills."

"Try the Epiphany breakfast sandwich!!"