Alex Hughes

"Don't come here- complete shit hole."

"Some of this is very basic and other parts are very interesting but you can get through all five floors in about an hour. The cafe sells very tasty food too."

"Go and chat to the bloke behind the counter at 'bean and gone' he's very friendly and sells nice things."

"Bring money. And food. And booze."

"If you've got big tats you can stay. If not- begone!"

"There's an English speaking cinema here (someone probably already write that), plus, the Hard Rock Cafe is just around the corner up the hill. If you need a taste of Americana."