Ari Christian Bautista

"Sit outside and get a tan while they scrub a dub your high end luxury car."

"Why why why is it so far to get some chicken mc nuggets.. If you are flying Alaska walk thru the delta tunnel for some McDonalds McLuvin!"

"Many people working to check in, some of them will just keep looking down acting busy.. Just smile and stare.. And wait and wait"

"Food is really great, try not to be pretentious with your order.. Although it might be hard for some"

"Get a cookie, or 2 or 3.. Eat like the Cookie Monster and then fall into a cookie coma on the soft freaking bed"

"Did you know the city of Spokane started Father's Day? Did you care?? DADDY!!!??!?"