Benjamin Kintner

"Pastries look pretty good, but the iced coffee is weak. Skimps in the beans and they’re not particularly great beans either."

"Ramen is ok, but the broth is weak. You can’t use tonkotsu broth to make Tokyo shoyu ramen, and yet they do. Gyoza look pretty, but are just ok. Way too much ponzu in the dipping sauce."

"Supremely overrated. The rice just sucks. Inconsistently over and undercooked during the same meal. Service is crap. They’ll throw a new dish of sushi on your table and leave the last plate there."

"Assholes. Avoid."

"Shittiest deli. Midnight, cook tells you he’s got things to do when there’s no one there. Then they give you a cheeseburger when you order a chop cheese and tell you it’s the same thing."

"Bagels made by and for people who don’t know what a bagel is."