Brian Collins

"Summon the courage to plunge down the mountain in this rickety gondola. Definitely worth it for the majestic views and beach at the bottom. Well worth the €5 return fare"

"I hear the banana split is to die for"

"So many bats in the trees by the suspension bridge!"

"The signs above the aisles are incomplete. Hours of hunting for cereal."

"Wireless blocks all ports except 80. Won't be able to use Https sites here"

"Subway for hipsters"