Cache Carter

"beware of the dog(s)"

"There is a very narrow path from the shuttle stop to the metro station entrance. Please don't block it up when people are trying to get down to the trains quickly"

"The staff at this store refer to it as "Hoodbux"...I know because I use to work here :)"

"Swallow your pride and ask for directions at this stop...and have a little faith that you'll catch the right bus"

"Wmata incompetence strikes again!"

"Master chef adam makes a mean steak! Also, all the fixin's"