Christopher Price

"I've never eaten it... But their gammon and handcut chips looks so good, it makes you glad to be alive."

"Mountain burger is a winner, plus hella decent fries."

"Swordfish nicoise is dull and lifeless, whisky cocktail watery and poorly made. For £17.50 Pretty appalling all round."

"Detox Seven Veg noodle soup, £3.49 and enough to fill even the fattest of bellies wishing to get less fatter."

"4 cheese and caramelised onion Quattro and the best double caffe latte in Fitzrovia for £5. Best way to start the day!"

"Nice staff, but toasty as a motherfucker in the basement on a hot day."