Christopher Pierce

"Order one of the Starbucks Refreshers and prepare for a 15min+ wait!"

"STAY AWAY! Too sceney for its own good. Rude waitress in the bar / waiting area ID'd and mocked when we ordered sodas while waiting 1hr+ (on a Sunday) for dinner. Unfriendly and self-indulgent."

"AVOID at all costs. Were told 30 minutes max, ended up waiting 1.5 hours for a table. We're promised a round of drinks for waiting so long and got a bill without any comps. Total manipulative rip-off"

"The staff have learned to tune out the incessant high pitch beeping of the pastry warming and coffee machines -- and unfortunately the clientele is left to suffer. New way to drive turnover velocity?"

"Actually, 6 "H" stands for hotties."

"Watch out for Roscoe--he yelps!"