Dan Benz

"If you end up partying a bit too hard, make sure you fall asleep ON YOUR SIDE."

""Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times..." Uhm, how the heck do I do that..?"

"Exceptional customer service. They smile, ask how you're doing, and actually seem like they enjoy what they're doing. You never see that at fast food joints. Go here instead of the nearby McDonalds."

"The drive-thru speaker is loud as hell. Brace yourself when you pull up to it."

"If your ticket is purchased using a credit card, it must be signed in the upper left-hand corner. Bring a pen."

"Buy something from Marty, the wacky food & beverage server/Train Jester."