David O'Donoghoe

"Quite apart from the wine/beer, they also do the best coffee in Mordialloc"

"I understand that you are trying to do your job, but you tend to be 'over attentive' (ok, extremely pushy). Back off a bit, and I'll buy.. In my own time.."

"Elvis Costello: "I don't want to go to Chelsea""

"Check in online! If you do, you only need to drop off your luggage. MUCH quicker."

"The coffee was weak and milky."

"..I can forgive that, they bought the bacon out, and were quite apologetic.. But they were 2 tiny pieces of bacon"