Delicious B.

"Search "Phelps" + "Disbarred" and have yourself an educational little read!"

"Nothing says lovin' like marryin' your cousin! Just make sure it's your OPPOSITE SEX cousin, no fags!"

"Check out the Phelps' own homespun brand of paranoid insanity!"

"Friday night orgies are completely OFF THE HOOK at this place. I can't even remember most of last weekend...."

"Absolute filthiest bathroom I have ever been in. Just thinking about it makes me ill. I recommend the donuts from the bakery, top notch."

"Whataburger is kind of like that unattractive person at the bar who you bring home as a last resort. Fills the need at the time but you won't be too thrilled with yourself the next day."