Fraser Wilson

"Don't make the mistake of expecting customer service in this place. Staff worse than useless"

"Always go to your tutorials folks."

"Pray that you fly here on a day that the ground staff CAN be arsed to bring the steps to the plane..."

"The staff have excellent uniforms. They look like a mixture of dockyard workers and village idiots. I'm sure their mothers are proud"

"Belfast people say "tea cake" funny. But they are lovely. (tea cakes AND Belfast people)"

"I've heard that the music here is pretty jolly fine"