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"I understand as a New Yorker I am used to a higher quality bagel, but this was the worst bagel I have ever had, even to grocery store bagel standards."

"This dumass place closes the kitchen from 2:30-5 for apparently no reason. Unfortunately had to leave to go to the Vermont Pub instead!"

"It's OB/GYN dumbasses."

"All the beers tasted like some sort of chemical cleaner today. Not sure if it was the lines or cups."