Gollum

"Mofongo with pork is to kill for. Sancocho on Sundays is a good bet."

"I hate my life as well and I don't even work here! I am a wretched creature enslaved by the "One Ring". Bilbo Baggins took the precious from me."

"Nicole M. - You tricksy little hobbit! Give me back my mayorship! The Greens is my Middle Earth!!!"

"Authentic cantonese. Try the "Salt and Pepper Shrimp", "Singapore Style Rice Noodles" or "Steamed Snapper in Soy Sauce"."

"Surprisingly good thin crust pizza. 7" Veggie is good enough for a snack."

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie."