Gordy Lane

"Nice place, great staff, good mannered but up for a good time patrons, decent drink prices. All round, awesome."

"Be warned that management activley discriminate against our lesbian sisters. The bar staff are standoffish and the prices for even basic drinks are 50-70% above everywhere else. Try Sircuit instead."

"If you get there at thw right time you can see a purple berobed milf running about the front garden."

"Don't order by credit card, they don't check sigs. Lost too many pizzas from this mob."

"I like what happens when I drop the soap!"

"We don't play guitars."