Andreo Jab Buhay

"Make sure to bring two extra arms when getting food back to your table for the salads, meats and pasta plates. And the 4th hand for the beer..."

"Please don't try breakdancing... We'll send you to insert if you do."

"Relatively flat gravel terrain. Has a few benches along the way. Great view of the lake along the way so bring a camera, water and a friend..."

"Try the flambés or for breakfast, the Croque Madamme. The hazelnut coffee will also make your day."

"The hotfood is on the second floor. Thank you God for McDonald's!"

"Venetian security is the worst. Nate is pure evil. He told my bride that he's glad he ruined her wedding day. Apparently these guys aren't trained to speak to people properly. We understand English."