JA Stef

"Go anywhere else. You have never seen people "work" so slowly and treat their customers so poorly. It's pathetic. For the sake of your blood pressure go anywhere else."

"Beer-Rita blended is completely indescribably gross. Tastes like watery Corona. Beer-Rita on the rocks is delicious. Trust me. Rocks = good. Blended = gross. Don't screw this up."

"Bring your mom you will get the family discount."

"It's impossible to get a drink around here unless you shamelessly show some cleavage. Dress appropriately!!"

"Bring a water bottle, wear clothes you can sweat in and past that, hard work = results!! All women, only women!"

"I always go to Robby. He has taken me lighter and darker and it's always perfect!"