Jason Magicks

"Also. The staff is really pretty ;)"

"Haters gonna hate cuz they usually suck at life. This place is rad!"

"Don't be a jackass and hold up the line!"

"Get a clue. Don't be dumb!"

"Too hot? Use the pull chain shower!"

"The staff actually ISN'T useless. Everyone that works here has multiple duties, so sorry if you can't be waited on hand and foot!"