Jeff Grant

"I agree everyone here is very nice except for the one time I didn't speak clearly when ordering my coffee and the barista punched my in the neck meat."

"Tanning in the summer in doors.... Not for me. Unless it's raining again."

"The pelvic thrusting ab routine is never okay."

"Hold still for two hours while they scan you."

"What movie is this quote from? .....He's gonna be mayor. Now *that's* a good idea! I can run for mayor.I'm gonna clean up this town.Mayor Goldie Wilson. Like the sound of that."

"Love the parents who let their infants in diapers enter the fountains as a brown ooze eases down the infants legs"