Jim Davidson

"The diving is fun to watch and try. The $7 chips and salsa are a comic attempt."

"Staff seem uninterested at best. Come prepared to ask, for example, for a drink. They're not gonna bother."

"Hot yoga with John Tuesday's at 7pm Is outstanding -- leaves you fresh and flexible."

"Turn up the lights"

"Buy a continental 1-day pass, not the ridiculous united 1-use pass. Gets access to same lounges"

"Kids over do the whipped cream."